Aeries:
You think you're so high and mighty - you birdbrain! Come November, everything
switches around your life, leaving you pent up in your house. But don't let
this ruffle your feathers or get you down - just sit it out.
Tardus:
November has returned and poor wallflower Tardus is yet again behind the
times. So put your petal to the metal and open up a little. Everyone always
knew you were a late bloomer anyway...
Gemalli:
Life's little bumps have got you on the move. But everywhere you go seems
deserted. Why? You are driven to loneliness, riding on the backs of others to
get there.
Canner:
Don't flip your lid! Though you feel the pressure rising by times, you can't
let out what's inside just yet. Instead, wait until they least expect it...
Libnah:
Everyone can see right through you - that is your station in life. This mirage
- of Biblical proportions - has caused others to desert you; so, as always,
you are revolting.
Virago:
Your stars are dominant this month, and every month - just like you. Be freely
loud and obnoxious,
as usual, knowing
that your bull,
madam, can cow anyone with a beef. Some will be attracted to you, but why?
Le-eyo:
God, you're a disaster! Confused? Let us spell it out properly for you: you're
smile is waning not winning, and people are mooning you, not
mooning over you!
Snor-io:
Although you're loud and abrasive, you can keep people's attention through the
night with your chatter - even when they're trying to sleep. Don't you ever
wonder why you always wake up with a sock in your mouth?
Saggita:
Have you heard? Not likely. There's something fishy going on, but unless you
bone up on your listening skills or consult an auricle, your ears will be
ringing off the hook.
Cap'n Corn:
Your hokey impersonations are getting tough to swallow. You will not make it
through the final crunch. You're sinking fast, and as you go down, remember:
it's a long way to the bottom.
Ackroydius:
November is giving you nothing but trouble, and is driving you into the blues.
So take the neighbors out to a Carnival and get a snow cone, head to the
movies or go out on the town this Saturday night - live a little!
A
Note about Pisces!
