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Your November Hors D' Scope

  The Mysterious All-Seeing Big Brown Eye of Sarcastio

By: The Mysterious, All-Seeing Big Brown Eye of Sarcastio

(Your Horoscopic Punnisher and All-Around 

Mean-Spirited Oracle)


Aeries: You think you're so high and mighty - you birdbrain! Come November, everything switches around your life, leaving you pent up in your house. But don't let this ruffle your feathers or get you down - just sit it out.

Tardus: November has returned and poor wallflower Tardus is yet again behind the times. So put your petal to the metal and open up a little. Everyone always knew you were a late bloomer anyway...

Gemalli: Life's little bumps have got you on the move. But everywhere you go seems deserted. Why? You are driven to loneliness, riding on the backs of others to get there.

Canner: Don't flip your lid! Though you feel the pressure rising by times, you can't let out what's inside just yet. Instead, wait until they least expect it...

Libnah: Everyone can see right through you - that is your station in life. This mirage - of Biblical proportions - has caused others to desert you; so, as always, you are revolting.

Virago: Your stars are dominant this month, and every month - just like you. Be freely loud and  obnoxious,  as usual,  knowing  that  your bull, madam, can cow anyone with a beef. Some will be attracted to you, but why?

Le-eyo: God, you're a disaster! Confused? Let us spell it out properly for you: you're smile is waning not winning, and people are mooning you, not mooning over you!

Snor-io: Although you're loud and abrasive, you can keep people's attention through the night with your chatter - even when they're trying to sleep. Don't you ever wonder why you always wake up with a sock in your mouth?

Saggita: Have you heard? Not likely. There's something fishy going on, but unless you bone up on your listening skills or consult an auricle, your ears will be ringing off the hook.

Cap'n Corn: Your hokey impersonations are getting tough to swallow. You will not make it through the final crunch. You're sinking fast, and as you go down, remember: it's a long way to the bottom.

Ackroydius: November is giving you nothing but trouble, and is driving you into the blues. So take the neighbors out to a Carnival and get a snow cone, head to the movies or go out on the town this Saturday night - live a little!

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