Aviaries:
You
run afoul of the law, and your guilt cages you in, despite your efforts to
take flight. You eventually find full-time occupation at a co-op, but the pay
is chicken-feed and you're ne(ks)t in line for the chopping block.
Tarsus:
You misstep and feel like a heel. But don't
get out of joint. You'll be on your feet and walking all over everyone again
in no time.
Gemelli: How can one as stiff as you become so twisted?! Rela(ks), take a steamy
hot bath and get sauced. Don't dwell on the pasta.
Candler: You've seen the light, and now you think it's all
over - easy, eh? But your thick shell has allowed you to lose sight of what's
growing fowl inside.
Labra:
Keep a stiff upper lip. Now push
your lower lip way forward. This should make a nice little platform for
you to garner pity from.
Virgouleuse: Apparently,
your efforts at good taste are fruitless. Hang on, and take consolation in knowing that as you age, at least the flies will be
attracted to you.
Lego:
The new year greets our poor blockhead with this simple colourful piece: you
don't fit in. Sure, people will build you up, but they're just toying with
you, and will soon tear you apart again.
Scorchio:
You carry a torch for an old flame, and try to rekindle the romance. For a
while you spark their interest, but in the end you get burned.
Sagitta:
On the surface, you're a boring, spineless
worm - but don't let this news leave you at sea. Plunge head first into a new
life!
Capriform:
By the end of January, you'll've heard that you look like a kid, but
after ruminating on this comment awhile, you'll find someone has gotten your
goat.
Actuarius:
Your calculated risks leave you e(ks)posed
to more perils. After a short term, you have a theft at your home, leaving you
broker; so you must fire your agent, Otto.
Pierces: Your
studly, holier-than-thou attitude has you taking jabs at those around you. You
eventually get under their skin, and as a result, rejected. Ring true?
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