You are a genus! So spruce up and take a stand because you're in fir wild
times. Just be sure not to reveal your silver roots.
Your lucky number for September is
September brings out your worst, you mean, mean, mean person.
You think you know so much! But there's something fishy about all this - a
whale of a tale to be told in record depths.
You'll feel crappy, have the spins and be dealt a
mean deal. Face up to it - good fortune is not in your cards.
Your bark is worse than your bite, but you
have the strength to carry on. You may feel bagged in September, but your
primo threats are those who will treat you
like a dope.
Your crocodile teardrops will not go far in September, so dry up and make like
the sun is shining. Keep it light, and try not to rain on everyone's parade.
Your inflammatory ways cause many great pains. Take a pill, chill out and try
not to buck the system.
You are a tool. Keep within the lines and take only what you need, or others
will leave you in grave harm. If you clean up the plate, you’ll be out of a
job; if you don’t clean up the plate, you’ll also be out of a job.
You think that you're so high and mighty. Well Heaven knows that what goes
around comes around, and when you come back around, you'll be like
You will become dislodged, but dam well prepared in September. Keep your
spirit together, and remain sweet, while you reap what you have sewn. No sense
cutting others down - stay the course until you are long in the tooth.
Your royally caustic behavior will dissolve even the strongest bonds. Don't
let this spoil your appetite for more, though. Yet while you appear fuming on
the outside, you're truly yellow on the inside.
dense as you might be, you deserve some attention at times for this very
quality. Don't get too excited though, there are possibly others even thicker