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Your October Hors D' Scope  

The Mysterious All-Seeing Big Brown Eye of Sarcastio

By: The Mysterious, All-Seeing Big Brown Eye of Sarcastio

(Your Horoscopic Punnisher and All-Around Mean-Spirited Oracle)


Scaries: You'll spend a frightful amount of time at your usual haunts in October. Expect to be visited by a host of ghosts, a school of ghouls and several devils before this month ends.

Minotaurus: Your legendary bull-headedness will amaze people this month. But though you're bossy and not very neat, your human side will come through in the end.

Trigemini: You are a bundle of nerves this Halloween. Don't despair!  Smile, and know that everything's all right in your head.

Canvasser:  Many doors will close for you as you enter your autumn. Despite this, put your best foot forward and knock on wood, as life is ready to give you a grand slam.

Limba: Although life has you on rocky ground, your spirit couldn't be better nourished this month. You will have company for dinner every night; charmed, I'm sure, by the Voodoo that you do so well!

Virgule: Your slanted, divisive ways will offer you few alternatives in life. 

Oleo: You spread yourself too thin in October,

effecting close relationships. You find someone to loaf around with - don't fool yourself - you are just a substitute until they find someone butter.

Scourgio: Though you smart as a whip, you crack one too many this month, striking the wrong cord with your quips.

Sankatarius:  Though at first people may find you hot, you lack the one thing they desire most from you - stimulation. Have you not noticed everyone nodding off in your presence? 

Caspercorn: Though you're simply acting in good spirits, your comic behavior of late is more worthy of the obituaries than it is of the funny pages.

Antiquarius: You settle down, getting loaded and gathering dust. But don't let this slip distress you. Get on the ball, and claw your way up the ladder, back into shape, and finish the rest of life's silver plate.

Pixies: You're mischievous ways infuriate those believers with whom you tinker. Bellwether or not, your power will peter out, and your plans won't pan out. Not a happy thought.

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