feel downright pumped, but you're
being built up and will not be able to handle
pressure. Nonetheless, you receive a plaque,
it on your wall then pay to have it removed.
You glide into a new neck of the
only to find everyone lying down under
canopies. But they're not asleep - they're
playing possum with you until you find
else to hang out...
Bigeminy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's
day? No. Shall I compare thee to a two-timer?
Yup. So beat it, double time.
cast the bate, but just when
about to land your perch, things take a
for the worse. To correct this, you quickly
away, fall mute, and prey no one will
How could you stoop so low?
February pounds on poor Libral.
let this weigh you down. Just
great scale isn't tipped in your favor,
mean you don't measure up - it just
you are antiquated.
You find yourself feeling small,
and outdated. Parish the thought!
realty, you're quite a parcel - wrapped
in yourself, that is!
meet the mark in romance
after falling all over you, he falls all
his sword. I guess it's better that
loved and lost than get stuck with
- you'd just end up a bit of an asp.
will be a dead month
you. You'll be late for everything and
like a zombie - coughin' night and
Get plenty of peaceful rest and limit
undertakings. Stay away from the light.
Saggy-tarius: Like Corpsio, you will feel
bagged during February. But the bags will
be under your eyes, arms and ankles rather
than around you. Get some exercise you lazy bum!
love life sinks, and you try
stay afloat by hitting the shores. But the
life is an unfit environment for castaways,
our poor Romeo has yet another titanic failure.
Sugar, you're intoxicating. But
this is no compliment.
You might think you're
juiced up, yet actually they're
being driven bananas, and your
to come crumbling down. Why don't
yourself on ice for a while...?
get a gut feeling that there is
some fishy business going on about you. You
split, get half cut, and move to another block.