Volume I, Issue 1    March 2003

Circulation: 100

Publisher: Backyard Sheds (though factually Tony West and J.C. VanHaaften)

Editors: Lewis Elliot West, John Cameron

Print Method/Paper Stock: Photocopy on regular paper,         untrimmed.

Cover & Index Photos: Mike Allen

Articles: (in order of appearance):

       Editorial: I Never Met Dan Akroyd; Lewis Elliot West

       Listings: Concert, Theatre and Arts

       Essay: Fine, go ahead and bomb Iraq; Louis [sic] Elliot West

       Poetry: Untitled; The Last Sellout

                   Untitled; Yodelle Gorge

       Article: Shinier, Happier World; Jeremy Deline

       Centrefold: Artwork by Mike Allen

       Short Story: Empty Tales; John Cameron

       Music Reviews: Far From Mars; Chubbie; Captain Danger

       Comment: State of the Music Address; Captain Danger

       Film Reviews: "Film Fest" (no author) Expecting; Wild Dogs; Is the crown at war with  us?; La Turbulence Des Fluides (Chaos & Desire); DeadEnd.Com

       Article: Arts & Crafts; Boadway Numbers

       Article: Booze; Boadway Numbers

       Astrology: Your Lucky Horoscopes; (no author)