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The Allergy Trilogy by G.G. Falderal
To A Nose (Aug. 2003) The sun may be a shinin' But 'neath my nose it rains And for a drought I'm pinin' Lest I blow away my brains.
Ode to a 'Node (Sept. 2003)
My allergies are in full force And everyone should know it. My nose chimes in on ev'ry hour And whistles when I blow it!
My Nose: A Running Gag (Oct. 2003)
Much news from my nose I extend So some will assume it's pretend My nose, it is known Is so overblown That my tissues won't fit 'round the end!
Alleluia to Allergies (Dec. 2003)
I could cry About how things go-eth; My cup's run dry, And my nose overfloweth.
But come the April showers I will spring outta' bed, 'Cause somethin's gotta' flower From my pollinated head!
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