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The Allergy Trilogy 

by G.G. Falderal

 

To A Nose (Aug. 2003)

The sun may be a shinin'

But 'neath my nose it rains

And for a drought I'm pinin'

Lest I blow away my brains.

 

 

Ode to a 'Node (Sept. 2003)

 

My allergies are in full force

And everyone should know it.

My nose chimes in on ev'ry hour

And whistles when I blow it!

 

 

My Nose: A Running Gag (Oct. 2003)

 

Much news from my nose I extend

So some will assume it's pretend

My nose, it is known

Is so overblown

That my tissues won't fit 'round the end!

 

 

Alleluia to Allergies (Dec. 2003)

 

I could cry

About how things go-eth;

My cup's run dry,

And my nose overfloweth.

 

But come the April showers

I will spring outta' bed,

'Cause somethin's gotta' flower

From my pollinated head!

 

 

 

 

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